fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 08, 2009

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

by WerewolfNation November 06, 2013

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO November 24, 2015

Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.

Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.

by Brown3yw July 04, 2011

Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

by Koor November 21, 2004

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

ticket stacking

Whenever shit head servers do not know how to do their job.

You have only one job, stop fucking ticket stacking!

by Pissedoffcook July 21, 2017