security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 13, 2017

orbit security

a cyber-terrorist group doing 100+ swat calls DDoS attacks making a botnet called sirius hacking in to big websites

what is orbit security? well it's a cyber-terrorist group that does swatting calls

by jack12345566789 May 11, 2021

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 08, 2016

Security Warning

A component of the new Microsoft Windows XP SP2 Security Center that warns you when you run a .exe (executable) file that you have downloaded from the internet. Its purpose is to stop n00b users from getting infected with malicious software, but for us advanced users it's just a royal pain in the ass.

When I downloaded Mozilla Firefox 1.5 Beta 2, Windows XP's Security Warning prompt tried to stop me from installing it.

by Home slice October 26, 2005

Social Security

Term for a whore getting a Pimp to protect her.

She doesn't have to worry about anything Big Will is her Social Security.

by Lionic March 08, 2010

TRGH Security

A very cool pew pew pew place for TRGH

TRGH Security teaches people to use outdated guns and Hilton ripoff detain tools

by TRGH dude January 10, 2020

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

by beachesbeersbitchesbongs December 04, 2009