shart

What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

by Nixxer February 06, 2010

shart

a very wet fart, an accidental shit

John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.

by Wawatay Sandy May 01, 2008

shart

To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.

"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"

by Stanley McDanial June 14, 2004

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard September 10, 2008

shart

when one farts and shit comes out

Maria sharted and had to change her panties.

by Bogdan Louk July 19, 2006

Shart

When you go to fart, and shit yourself at the same time

I laughed so hard, I sharted.

by W3$tl3y October 06, 2005