A carpet of vomit layering the front of a person's torso that originates from the mouth and can extend down to the feet. Often caused by a dramatic display of emotion over an insignificant event.
by Howellcat August 11, 2015
by Von'Axl December 07, 2009
An anti-prom is a party thrown to protest an official prom. Frequently thrown by people who were abused by the public school system or are upset with restrictions placed on the official prom.
Sarah threw an anti-prom because she didn't want to watch her ex-boyfriend and that bitch cheerleader be crowned Prom King and Queen.
Brad and Steve weren't allowed to attend their Bible belt high school's prom together, so they went to Sarah's anti-prom instead.
Brad and Steve weren't allowed to attend their Bible belt high school's prom together, so they went to Sarah's anti-prom instead.
by Sheriff Sheriff Davenport June 15, 2011
syn. "prom", "the prom"
1. Unusual American custom in which otherwise Puritanical just-say-no parents support, tolerate, approve of or feign ignorance and/or disapproval of teenage public drunkedness, destruction of hotel property and lewd behavior.
2. Akin to primitive tribal rituals, where young females are made to look as desirable as possible by hopeful parents, then turned over to spear-equipped young males.
3. The lame, parent-and-teacher-sponsored event preceeding a night of Animal-House-level debauchery at the town's Holiday Inn.
4. Liberally-applicable euphemism for losing one's virginity, out-drinking a sailor on shore leave, participating in one's first gang-bang or date rape, milking the football team's gnads dry, etc.
5. prevarication of ascension to manhood, by one's claiming to do any of the many aforedescribed acts in 4., oft used by the less worthy of the young males who by some force majeure managed to attend or coincidentally be at the same location as the event and/or activity.
1. Unusual American custom in which otherwise Puritanical just-say-no parents support, tolerate, approve of or feign ignorance and/or disapproval of teenage public drunkedness, destruction of hotel property and lewd behavior.
2. Akin to primitive tribal rituals, where young females are made to look as desirable as possible by hopeful parents, then turned over to spear-equipped young males.
3. The lame, parent-and-teacher-sponsored event preceeding a night of Animal-House-level debauchery at the town's Holiday Inn.
4. Liberally-applicable euphemism for losing one's virginity, out-drinking a sailor on shore leave, participating in one's first gang-bang or date rape, milking the football team's gnads dry, etc.
5. prevarication of ascension to manhood, by one's claiming to do any of the many aforedescribed acts in 4., oft used by the less worthy of the young males who by some force majeure managed to attend or coincidentally be at the same location as the event and/or activity.
1. (on being told his son fucked the stoned cheerleader from behind so hard that the balcony railing collapsed and they both landed in the pool) "C'mon officer, it's just prom night."
2. "Oh my gawd, owr dawter looked so stunning for the prom!"
3. "Dude, after prom, Wendy's playing the woodwind section... know what Im' sayin'?"
4. "So, did you have a good prom?"
5. "Dude, the prom was AWESOME!"
2. "Oh my gawd, owr dawter looked so stunning for the prom!"
3. "Dude, after prom, Wendy's playing the woodwind section... know what Im' sayin'?"
4. "So, did you have a good prom?"
5. "Dude, the prom was AWESOME!"
by Professor X May 04, 2003
n.
1. Weird 35 year old guy who still shows up at highschool basketball games.
2. A furry, Ha ha ha!
3. An escaped canine who feeds on minors.
;)
1. Weird 35 year old guy who still shows up at highschool basketball games.
2. A furry, Ha ha ha!
3. An escaped canine who feeds on minors.
;)
by Breakstep McDubcore August 19, 2009
by -30- May 08, 2005
by omenboy June 19, 2003