Derived from the classic bay slang “Rip” or "Ripper” aka a slutty female. The term “rip phase” describes the period in a girls life in which she is a little loose. She sleeps with multiple dudes over the course of a few months or a year. Almost every girl goes through a “rip phase” at one point in their life. If you know a girl who hasn’t, just wait lol. Originated by the donnis in Berkeley, California.
by YoungKellsBaby February 14, 2016
The early stages of a relationship whereby one or both parties show only their desirable qualities. They fail to disclose their flaws, true personalities, and true desires in order to be accepted, loved, and taken to the next stage of a relationship.
Once the acquisition phase was over, she wasn't nearly as likable.
by Intuitive One August 23, 2022
Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)
by The Fishtankers July 06, 2010
by 🧇 king June 10, 2021
Emo phases are everywhere.
by IhopeIdrinkwater May 02, 2022
The period of time when your crush doesn't text back after you poured your heart out to her, admitting your love through a multi-paragraph text.
"Has she texted back yet?"
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."
"No, and its been three days."
"Three days? Damn she's in the Gabby phase."
by Blackout1039 November 19, 2016
When somebody goes through a mentally insane phase where they play a game for a week make there profile picture the game make there life the game and then the next week its a different game. Pretty much everything for the week revolves around the game.
Colins current game phases is Undertale and his profile picture and everything about his is undertale themed.
Nick Is going through a roblox game phase and cant stop thinking about it
Nick Is going through a roblox game phase and cant stop thinking about it
by pancakespell February 22, 2022