Nonce

a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children

person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?

person 2: no way!

person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be

by nonceryurbdiction May 2, 2022

Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank

Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids

by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020

Nonce

A nonce is Tannaz.

Tannaz is a big fuckin stroky nonce

by Tannaz is a nonce January 2, 2019

nonce

a british slang word used for a pedophile

ur a nonce bruv

by urmumgay24791 May 12, 2021

Nonce

A slang word for pedophile eg Cha she

Cha she is a nonce for asking 12 year olds for nudes bro it's crazy

by Hi cuz January 7, 2020

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020

Nonce

Consumer of prawn cocktail crisps

“That john’s a proper nonce y’know”

by LFC1977 February 6, 2021