by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018
Get the michael mayermug. Guys named Will are the sweetest, funniest, and most enjoyable person to be around and hang out with. Wills have bluish green eyes that can leave anybody breathless and smiling like an idiot. They are tall, tan, and very athletic. Wills like to make people laugh and make the best boyfriends. They are protective and caring and they like to make you feel like the only girl in the world. Wills give the most amazing hugs and are awesome kissers. You are very lucky if you have a Will in your life.
by NoobGaming873 October 20, 2020
Get the Will Mayermug. Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.
by deevis January 14, 2017
Get the The Mayermug. by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018
Get the noah mayermug. best boy a girl could ever ask for. always there when you need him & supports you 24/7- also has a great personality not to mention a sexy booty
by Dhne January 28, 2020
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by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
Get the John Mayermug.