The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.
Did you see how low that Homu went?
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.
by The_LSD_Fairy July 14, 2021
It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.
"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
by JeremiahIK14 December 17, 2020
The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.
A Scotsman
The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
by StrawberrySpamm September 23, 2008
by nsytgr November 22, 2021
by Yerrrr JJ January 16, 2025
Historical saying of language (slang) used to promote happiness and celebration of a religious event. Typically Yiddish ascribed intent.
by Chaz Gut November 30, 2021