foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

Foster The People

The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.

"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."

by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011

foster care

AGAINST: a way of punishing children through the ages of infants to 18 (and sometimes older) for what their parents did

FOR: a way to get children out of destructive homes and away form irresponsible parents
DOESNT MATTER WHAT SIDE: being a foster child is not amusing. foster children often can not socialize the way other children do
see depression
children under the age of sixteen stay with foster parents until reintegration with biological parents
sixteen year olds can choose if they would like to stay with a friend
congrads to all the fucking 16 yr olds

non-f-kid: my dad yelled at me for notmowing the lawn
f-kid: my dad wont let me live with him and my mom spent my chil support on crack if that helps with the pain

by leetenaciously June 9, 2005

Foster the People

The best fucking band out there. Their albums are: Torches, Supermodel, and Sacred Hearts Club

You ever heard of Foster the People?
No, is that rap shit?
No.

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 30, 2020

Christopher Foster

Someone who is right in front of me in ELA.

Christopher Foster is a nerd.

by Redpee November 9, 2021

Saniah Foster

A very wise young lady who is passionate for theatre. She is a theatre gal, and her dream is to accomplish fame and become big. She is also smart in school, but lacks motivation to finish schoolwork. She has a 90 average, but struggles to keep the grind. In the end somehow, she manages to pull through. Saniah Foster if you are reading this, MEMORIZE ur lines and tell Britney too. Have a great day.

Wow how can Saniah Foster manage her life.

by I’m here November 23, 2018

Foster care

State sanctioned concentration camps- Children in foster care are "taught" "proper" behavior (and if that means beating them senseless until they go to confessional with you..so be it). 2/3 of homes are abusive in one way or another.

Then again, foster homes do save lives, they can help people, and the other 1/3 may be just what you need.

Which is better? An abusive home, abusive foster care or an abusive home with a relative? So many options...

by matildamay September 27, 2009