A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.
That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up
by FeloGreen March 15, 2019
Get the Uncle Astromug. by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018
Get the Astro Remotemug. When you and your girlfriend cosplay as astronauts; she proceeds to paint your penis like a rocket ship before you bone her down.
Peter: "One small step for man; one big step for 'Astro Man'!"
Henry: "Peter; why are you screaming that off of our roof top?"
Henry: "Peter; why are you screaming that off of our roof top?"
by K-Dawgg June 17, 2014
Get the Astro Manmug. Astronomical fail. Something going so wrong as to require an extra adjective (astronomical) to accurately describe how terribly awful something went. Can also be used to describe a person who fails at something or just life in general.
"Dude, that part last night was an astro fail."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."
"You clearly can't dance. Astro fail."
"You are such an astro fail sometimes."
by detourturnsdestiny February 20, 2010
Get the astro failmug. Completely underrated. Astro turf should be used to pave driveways and should replace sidewalks, as well as everyones lawn. It should be used for clothes and curtains. Everything should be covered in it.
by I Heart Astro Turf January 19, 2006
Get the astro turfmug. What the media did with the Houston Astros is a lot like people being told an athlete should be their role model. The media doesnt need to tell somebody which teams to like and which ones to hate, any more than they need to tell somebody who should be their role model, rather than choose one for themselves.
There's nothing worse than a fan that hates the Houston Astros because everyone hates the Astros, or because the media says they're cheaters, wife beaters, criminals, and degenerates, and not for their own reasons.
by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug. A date, in which two people pretend to go for a 'walk' but actually end up fucking their brains out behind the newly built sporting facility.
Girl one: Oh yeah, me and him went for an astro turf the other night, it was amazing.
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
Girl two: I wish he'd taken me for an astro turf...
by HughJerection March 3, 2015
Get the Astro Turfmug.