fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 08, 2009

bum tickets

toilet paper

Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!

by NevaMO November 24, 2015

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches September 26, 2015

Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

by Koor November 21, 2004

Jizz Ticket

When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.

Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.

by Brown3yw July 04, 2011

piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

by WerewolfNation November 06, 2013