Thanos Snap

The act of rapidly yeeting a large portion of something (Generally half as Thanos famously did at the end of Avengers Infinity war though it is often used for other sizes) into a state of nonexistence

"Thanks to that eccentric Tajik run store I've just Thanos Snapped my bank account"

"Thanks to Geico I was able to Thanos Snap my car insurance bills"

by ISpentAllMyMoneyOnTajikCarpets July 28, 2019

thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

Thanks, and have fun

Random Crits are fair and balanced

Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the wait. To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at [e-mail], and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

by GabeN Ewell January 19, 2021

thanks for everything

If your homie sends you this text at 1AM you better book it to their house straight away.

*receives text from homie at 1AM* „thanks for everything“

by Nickypw8 September 5, 2023

Alabama Thanksgiving

When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months

Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!

by Dylon Byrd April 15, 2019

New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

lirielle is our god | thanos thicc 😩 squad

they are fucking nonces

have u heard of lirielle is our god | thanos thicc 😩 squad
yeah they are nonces

by willneisasquare May 30, 2019