Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

grammatical texter

someone who uses proper grammer in a text message

Man, why does Dave always have to use periods and capital when he text?

Because he's a grammatical texter.

by thesensone July 16, 2011

Slow texter

A nigga or bitch that takes hours to reply and act like they didn't disappear into thin air.

I can't stand Jay he's such a slow texter

by Shanaqua_marie May 16, 2018

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

Emo Texter

Someone who has long, dark, and unnecessary text messages .

That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.

by Goood One June 5, 2015

Road Texter

A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.

I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.

by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010

Sweaty Texter

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.

Ugh, they're such a sweaty texter.

by CreativeInsomnia September 7, 2010