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Texan tears 

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.
Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.
Texan tears by Titty Boner June 1, 2019

Texan Cookout 

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them
We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!
Texan Cookout by PussyMaster69 October 17, 2019

Texan Swirl 

when you mix dark and clear piss, making a refreshing bev with a healing aura

can be taken with coffee for extra panache
"I heard veronica tried out the texan swirl the other day. it ain't for the weak of heart."
Texan Swirl by johnjo16 January 5, 2020

Texan tugging

The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole
Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight

We can't do that again dad will spank us

Texan oil rig 

The act of ejaculating into ones anus, shitting it out, and eating the shit.
Things got wild when we did the Texan Oil Rig last night

Texan Style 

Hardcore Anal in the cowgirl position
Anthony: "Me and Avery did it Texan Style"
Texan Style by Lord buttfuck January 21, 2021