She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.
by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006
Get the testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler mug.(noun)A common condition in males that develops when when the temperature is soaring and the humidity is high.Gooch, ass and ball sweat drown the testicles in a pool of sweat forming testicle soup.
Ever since Sam moved to Atlanta, his fatass has generated enough testicle soup to feed a starving village in Ghana.
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by Skyler Saunders June 13, 2005
Get the testicle burrito wrap mug.Testiclees was the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.
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Get the Testicle Tightners mug.1. Two walnut-sized coils of tubing inside the scrotum containing the reproductive fluid of a male, semen.
2. An ancient greek hero.
2. An ancient greek hero.
1. I masturbated last night and emptied my testicles.
2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.
2. I heard that Testicles was even better than Hercules.
by Cockslanger January 11, 2004
Get the testicles mug.A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.
In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007
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