A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck
Well endowed girl comes into view....
Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"
Mark: "French testing for the win!"
Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"
Mark: "French testing for the win!"
by earlito December 5, 2010
Get the french testing mug.Tertia is one of the hottest gals out there. She is unique, cute, and fire all at the same time! Any guy would want her tbh, and thats the tea. Honestly, whoever is together or friends with a Tertia should call themselves lucky. What a masterpiece of a person!
Hey, what is that friend of yours called?
Thats Tertia!
Do you think I could give her my number?
You could try, but honestly... she is probably too good for you.
Thats Tertia!
Do you think I could give her my number?
You could try, but honestly... she is probably too good for you.
by hehehe91737 November 10, 2019
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An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
Get the Shit-tastic mug.The catchphrase of Dento, a fabulous character from the series Pokemon Best Wishes.
The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".
The word "tasting" in "It's tasting time" can also be substituted for many words, such as "fishing" or "detective".
by Epic-Inferno April 22, 2012
Get the It's tasting time! mug.1. Loved by God, but not loved by everyone because of jealousy. Often misunderstood because she has no time to prove herself to anyone.
2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.
3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.
4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.
5. The weak hate her because of her strength.
2. Many people make rumors about her, but if you knew her she would be the best friend you ever had. If you did something wrong to her, she wouldn't care and live as if you didn't exist.
3. She does have a button and when pushed, don't underestimate her. She always has the facts and will go straight to the problem without hesitation.
4. Boys go for her no matter what they already have, but she has high standards. She makes boys into men, giving them inspiration to be better.
5. The weak hate her because of her strength.
1. "What would Tesia do?"
2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"
3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"
4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"
5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."
2. Girl 1: "I hate Tesia because she took my boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Tesia works at hospitals and homeless shelters, I'm sure your boyfriend just left"
3. "If you have a problem with Tesia call her, if you don't have her number then you don't know her well enough to talk about her"
4. "He loves his girlfriend more because Tesia taught him how to love"
5.Girl 1: "Why doesn't she fight back?"
Girl 2: "Because she's too tesia for that."
by alwayslovedher1 March 15, 2013
Get the Tesia mug.a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life
*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.
by The Gibber March 8, 2007
Get the drug testing mug.White man: "Hello, fellow! Did another jolly fellow call you yesterday?"
Black man: Who?
White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."
Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
Black man: Who?
White man: "These testicles, sir! Ha! I have tricked you."
Black man: "Nigga, 'imma fuckin kill you"
by Johnathon Stamos January 17, 2009
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