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Tammied

When someone sews a guy's ass-cheeks together, gives him laxatives, pierces his belly-button and nipples and attaches them by a chain and hooks the chain to a ceiling fan.
Boy Walter, you just got tammied.
by Jon Tinkleton June 11, 2006
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Tommie H

Tom Hackford, demonic drummer of APV, former gothic king of AW. And an altogether sexy beast.
"Tommie H Tommie H Tommie H"

*chant during drum solo*
by Gandyman July 1, 2004
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Tommie

Someone who is confusing brave sexy skinny and hard to read. He is bisexual but no one knows he likes boys. He is super good at asking out the girls but he has a really hard time with asking out those who are closet to him. - his bestfriends friends or any male that is close to him
Oh tommie the cool guy that's super hot and mysterious
by Anonymouspig67 September 27, 2019
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tempie

A meat headed sweetheart that no one can hate.
Tempie is a cute dog.
by Tempie bear June 15, 2018
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Timmies hoe

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.
by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014
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Tammie

The female name of choice for southern white trash who spends more time behind the bleachers instead of in them at the football game, and thinks Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers are the height of classy drinking, only to be served with Lean Cuisines.

Tammies usually end up as weathered old semi-employed sports bar hags and chair props with too much makeup looking for that special trucker or traveling salesman who might be the one to sweep her off her feet and into her fifth marriage. Tammies will normally have four kids by age 22, and by age 60 three of the four still live with her and her 6 maladjusted cats in the family double wide, which she thought it would be a wise investment, purchased with the $10,000 life insurance policy she got from the death of her first husband Earl who died drunk driving in the family station wagon. Tammies usually know the names of EVERY character in EVERY daytime soap and chats about them incessantly with her girlfriends during Bingo Night while hoping to win the $50 pot, because she’s low on the type of vodka that comes in the plastic containers. See also Luanne, Dee Dee, Doris, or Mary-Jo for other examples.
Tammie sent her son 14 year old Earl Jr. to the corner convenience store to pick up some scratch-off tickets and a carton of Virginia Slims because she didn't want to miss Jeopardy.
by Brubbies March 8, 2019
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teamie

1. Someone who has shown much commitment, encouragement, and skill in the online game Ridiculist.

2. The small subculture/cult members of online nerds in Ridiculist
WTG Teamies! Mad Credz, Teamies!
by teamE March 27, 2008
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