technocrat

A big time elitist that believes scientists, engineers, programmers, etc. should run a country.

Bill Gates

by Elitist April 7, 2004

technochondriac

The friend you have that runs 4 antivirus programs, 10 different freeware anti-malware packages and is running zone alarm, norton internet security AND the windows firewall at the same time? The same guy who insists that defraging his hard drive every weekend makes surfing the internet faster?

Yeah, him.

(As defined by Dax420 on Reddit)

{Call to software company}
Customer: I installed your {program}, and now the geek squad is telling me I need a new hard drive!

Agent: Sir, I apologize, but I'm afraid that there's no way our {innocuous application} could physically damage your hard drive.

Customer: Oh yeah!? Well GOOGLE says your program destroys thousands of computers every year!

Agent: I am not one to question the Google sir, but I am telling you; it's not possible.

Customer: Then explain why GOOGLE has 40,000 results when I search for "{software name} destroyed my computer"!!
Agent: PEBKAC?
Customer: What??
Agent: Sir, I'm afraid you're a technochondriac.
Customer: *click*

by thisnameissoclever February 11, 2010

arse technician

Exactly what it says
Some who spends time and precision whilst bumming another male or female.

This is the direct meaning
Of course it is not used this way , as with every other insult beginning with the word ''ARSE or ASS'' , Arse technician usualy refers to homosexuals (gays , faggots , weirdo's) and is used as a blatent insult.

Shutup nikesh , your more than a bumslave!
your , your.... YOUR AN ARSE TECHNICIAN!!!

Dave fucked up again , being the fucktard arse technician that he is.

Haha arse technician!!!

by ChristianReeve July 4, 2008

technician roulette

The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.

Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!

by mgdu February 22, 2008

nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat

Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"

by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

technochild

A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.

If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.

by Guido1 March 16, 2008

Technochronic

A person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)

There is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the IT support just doesn't wanna deal with. You just cant find how to fix their IT issue which no one else is having.

by MindBlowing February 1, 2015