Stalker Techniques

Deploying any of the techniques a stalker would use to find something out about someone without actually being a stalker and generally just using one technique.

Hadouken: yeh i saw what he looks like on his myspace, yeh thats right i looked him up

Johnny: deploying the stalker techniques.. nice

by nickh959 September 5, 2009

Grapefruit Technique

Its where you cut a hole in a grapefruit and sell it on EBay for 25$

"The grapefruit technique is amazing!"

by LittleShitIsMyCat November 18, 2018

grapefruit technique

a way to successfully study for a final exam utilizing the prominent citrus scent of the grapefruit

"Yo I'm so gonna pass this test because I used the grapefruit technique!"

by zepurplepanda January 9, 2017

masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

by Vaillanco May 20, 2014

The Anirudh technique

Basically a very gay way of making a sandwich by which the person doing it applies everything with his dick.

Lewis made a sandwich using The Anirudh technique

by Ricesanwhich4 May 18, 2018

the tung technique

The tung technique is a peculiar way of giving a blow job that involves twirling one’s tongue around the tip of the penis.

Person 1: “ stacey gave me the weirdest blow job ever, she twirled her tongue around my dick in a very weird way.”

Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”

Person 1: “kinda”

by Pat the fat February 18, 2023

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012