Spanish Taxi

Farting within a motor-vehicle, to then close all windows, vents and lock all doors so passengers must endure the stench.

Bloke 1: "I gave my mum a lift to the shops yesterday, gave them a hint of a spanish taxi didn't i!"

Bloke 2: "good job"

by Jones Horton January 25, 2009

Mexican taxi

a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts Mexicans to where they usually end up going...which is jail

Da'rryl: What kind of taxi picks up Mexican?

Mike: I dont know

Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon

by DR. DISTRUCTO May 3, 2011

Pickering Taxi

Slang for a Hearse. The term was coined in reference to Pickering in North Yorkshire.

Due to the town's aging population the death rate appears abnormally high and as such students will frequently see "pickering taxis" driving around the streets on their lunch break.

Pickering is so full of old people every other vehicle is a pickering taxi.

by Rude McDude July 8, 2010

ghetto taxi

bus - the taxi for the poor

Riding the ghetto taxi home! Looking forward to some nice eats tonight in the village :)

by davidmcdavid December 24, 2011

crazy taxiing

When you get into a taxi cab and the driver is a complete nut. Word comes from the arcade game crazy taxi

Steve: Dude, i took a taxi here, the driver had a big ass top hat and kept talking about his cat like it was his wife.

Bill: that sucks! i hate crazy taxiing!

by crazy8rgood May 3, 2008

Relaxi Taxi

what you hop into when you're feeling too stressed out

Dude, hop on the relaxi taxi and chill the fuck out, you're going to be fine

by korenadrobnj November 7, 2010

taxi for Brown

Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.

Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"

by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006