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Tarzan-a-gram

Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek March 1, 2014
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tarzanism

(n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.
When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.
by LadyCorinne May 11, 2014
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Tarzaned

A mentally deranged league of legends streamer with a huge ego who tells to other players that he will snap their necks and calls them waste of oxygen.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
Person: Tarzaned is cool
Person2: you're mentally deranged
by Davvn June 7, 2022
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Tarzan Tits

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.
by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022
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Tarzanator

A Tarzanator is a combination of Tarzan and differentiator, and thus is often a fan of each different generational take on the character.
Given that Johnny Weissmuller’s in name only Tarzan was basically the prototype Pikachu in human apeman form, a Tarzanator’s current favourite simply turns out to be the Disney variant who surfs through trees.
by Snapper2001 November 11, 2025
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Tarzan

Wow Tarzan is so cool!
by NonBinaryNerd11037 October 12, 2021
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The Tarzan

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass
Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass
by Kazrat March 18, 2022
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