Talimancer

There are two types of Talimancers. One is a creepy guy who wonders what quarian sweat smells like a little too much and will harass other players for not doing the same,and the other is a virtuous paragon who connected on a personal level with the character,and has a deep love and respect for her,but will never attack like a rabid husk if another player disagrees in a respectful manner. Please do not group these respectful souls in with the animalistic ones,for these ones are your brothers in arms,not your enemy.

Simon: my buddy Logan is a Talimancer.
Declan:ew,one of those creeps?
Simon:nah,he's the good kind.
Declan:oh,so he's cool then.
Simon:yeah,he's a good guy.

by N7Knight117 September 9, 2022

Taliban taxi

Alternate name for the Toyota Hilux, a small pick-up truck made by Toyota that enjoys great popularity among terrorists and other insurgent groups. Most famously associated with ISIS and the Taliban.

"Ay Bruce, you still got that Hilux?"
"Yeah mate... them old Taliban taxis are bombproof!"

by Robert Sanvagene December 24, 2022

Toilet Taliban

One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.

You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.

Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.

by Alexiosassypants September 14, 2015

Canadian Taliban

Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.

The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.

by Milfsrus April 25, 2019

Taliban Mudflap

Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass.  When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).

Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap

by RoosterWHMC2 February 10, 2012

Taliban mask

The act of defecating on another person's face and immediately enveloping their head in saran wrap.

Yo man, I just totally gave your mom a Taliban mask.

by LittleOknab November 22, 2011

Talibanned

2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban

For Definition 1:

Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.

For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah

by Harold Jeremy Paull February 6, 2014