talana

An exceptionally amazing woman who can charm the heart of any man

He was tempted by a talana that almost drove him mad when he couldn't have her love

by Lord of the Flies July 20, 2006

Taliban

The reason Bin Laden couldn't watch Al-Jazeera.

OSAMA: Hey Saddam, put Al-Jazeera on, I want to see my forces getting the shit blown out of them by the Americans.
SADDAM: Sorry Oz, we're not allowed coz there's a taliban.

by hello birdie June 22, 2006

talibama

united states citizens destroying the infrastructure of their own nation by being plain old, idoits.

Cindy said, "Lets take the new SUV to the mall." Jeff said, "What are you, part of the talibama?"

by Douglas. Swenson May 18, 2006

Taliban

Group of very hairy hillbillies carrying guns.

Has the president sent anymore guns to the Taliban in Afghanistan?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

talkbacker's tourette

A neuropsychiatric disorder that forces commenters in internet forums or talkbackers to post random swearwords and insults. T. occurs most frequently in early adolescence. People suffering from T. are often referred to as trolls.

- Talkbacker 1: "I think the author of the article has made a mistake in his argument."
- Talkbacker 2: "I think your mother is a PROSTITUTE!!!"
- Talkbacker 1: "Oh, I'm sorry you're suffering from talkbacker's tourette."
- Talkbacker 2: *twitching and foaming*

by Puckmuck July 11, 2011

Taliban Cock

When you jerk off don't have any tissues so you rap your dick with toilet paper, making it look like a member of the Islamic fundamentalist group.

No tissues? I guess I'm gonna have to go with taliban cock again tonight.

by RipCastro1926to2016 November 26, 2016

going taliban

Nearly the same as a Leeroy Jenkins, however this is mostly comprised of pure win. Doing something stupid that has a 90% chance of failing and turning the situation into one made out of win can be described as Going Taliban.

Daniel- Bro, those guys have been talking about jumping you all day.

Antonio-I got this. I'm Going Taliban.

*Proceeds to beat the hell out of said "guys"*

Daniel-Damn, he's really Going Taliban on those guys.

by OneAndOnlySmerf May 25, 2011