Table-flipping

Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.

After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.

by Danny K. August 4, 2007

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

Table for Two

A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.

Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.

by DollarReel April 5, 2011

table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 1, 2005

Table out

Mainly used in context of wanting to leave quickly
Also another term for goodbye, Kind of like a "Peace out"

Examples:

"this is boring, lets table out!"

"I don't wanna stay here! I have plans with Jess! lets table out!"

"alright guys we're going, table out!"

by mscd1128 September 2, 2008

Table Fucked

At Basic Training where one person at your table eats his or her food so fast that the Drill Sergeant, Military Instructor etc. believes the rest of the people at that table should've had enough time to eat, and makes everyone else at the table get up and go without even finishing their food. This usually results in the people who were at that table disliking that individual because they were "Table Fucked".

"Trainee Doe is done eating already why the hell aren't the rest of you finished!?!? Hydrate and get the piss out!"

Table Fucked Trainees "What the piss Doe, Why'd you table fuck us? We're starving!"

by Demolix October 31, 2011