Refers to a person of asian descent who reverts back to dating asain guys after dating countless white guys.
Ugghhh David is such a fried tofu now, he was a total potato queen just last year. I guess, he was tired of dating trash white guys.
by Mark_Toronto August 05, 2019
A person that neither adds or takes away from a social situation only bringing physical presence to the event.
Andrea wants a big party so she invited the Jerry and his friends in the debate club as social tofu.
by Cats Wheel May 13, 2013
When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.
Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.
by MilfandTats May 30, 2018
by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018
A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
**or**
When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
**or**
When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
by The Grimm Reaper April 25, 2018
man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."
by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010
A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
by bananatwist July 25, 2011