Sympathy Tip

Much like a "pitty f*ck", a male will offer a friend who has trouble getting sex the tip of his penis for gratification. He only does this because he feels bad for his friend, and he only offers the tip, and not the entire shaft, because it means less when it's just the tip.

Venus was hard off for some booty, and I couldn't help but to offer her some Sympathy Tip.

by Turin1 May 12, 2011

sympathompliment

A sympathetic compliment.

Guy 1: Dude, I reckon you should go and cheer her up.
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess I'll go pay her a sympathompliment.

by Sneebyl October 11, 2011

sympathy like

A " like" on a friend's facebook post that's getting no play from anyone else

I gave Karen's post about how funny her kids are a sympathy like

by bmilligan05 February 20, 2015

sympathy narf

The narf or action of someone narfing because of the presence of narf or the presence of someone else narfing.

As Kim and Michael giggled at the corn-flecked narf on the side of the road, Marmy began to retch violently and almost sympathy narfed right there in the middle of the street.

by Marmy McMarmington November 16, 2006

Sympathy Slut

An individual, usually female, who will look for companionship or any sexual activity on the basis of the other party showing pity for her.

Look at her, shameless. What a sympathy slut!

by Ronnie Mimiq June 28, 2009

Sympathy Junk

The phantom genital pain a member of the opposite sex gets when reading or hearing about someone's junk being injured.

/u/Gloeee

I felt him getting kicked in the balls in my sympathy junk.

by Perm-suspended February 1, 2020

sympathy

A word in the dictionary which falls alphabetically between the words shit and syphillis.

You want sympathy? It's in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

by B.J. Morley April 10, 2007