swat team

a sexual maneuver where you send one to the front door as a distraction while seven go storming in the back door. clearly, this requires high finger dexterity in order to fully utilize the element of surprise.

(one at front) *tap tap tap* ... *tap tap tap*
(seven at back) "SWAT TEAM, MOTHERFUCKER!"

by crazycarl88 August 21, 2009

Bee Swat

Verb- To Bee Swat, Holding up your hands and moving them back and forth in rapid succsesion.
Noun- The act of bee swat(ing)

I did the bee swat at the Awfle Waffle show last night... it was crazy...

by flem12 June 26, 2006

Girly Swat

A female who takes too much pride in her school grades, studies far too much, and is a general keener.

It COULD be used for a male too, in this asexual new world of ours.

Of British origins.

"I went out early t' pick up my grades at the postmaster, since I'm such a girly swat!"

by Asura October 26, 2004

Swat Lite

A bunch of nickel dicks who are stupid enough to be tasked by ass clown members of a SWAT team.

Fake ass Swat members who have to ride unicycles to takedowns and arrests.

"Hey, I am done firing on the range. Get those Swat Lite Fucktards over here to pickup our brass."

by Farah Sadr April 27, 2010

twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 3, 2010

twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

Gunther Swat

The delicate art of smacking someone across the face with your penis.

She got gunther swatted so hard it fixed her Forest Whitaker eye.

by TotallyNotShane April 27, 2021