Swamp Donkey

A really ugly girl!
Normally found in housing estates & blocks of flats. Normally wearing a Kappa/Ellese track-suit or joggers with her hair pulled back as far as is humanly possable & sporting the largest pair of Gold hoop ear rings she can find.

Did you see that Swamp Donkey? I think i'm gonna throw up!

by te_rey January 8, 2003

swamp donkey

a person of particularly distasteful proportions or features.

The club was full of swamp donkeys

by daftboy June 18, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A really fuckin ugly person

Damn, that girl is a swamp donkey or, Hey, there goes swamp donkey

by Peter November 2, 2004

Swamp Donkey

An unusually fat, ugly, tasteless woman who would sleep with pathetic men.

Did you see that swamp donkey with low enough standards to sleep with attention whoring fat shitty musicians who make endless youtube videos of their crappy songs.

by sweatymanwrassler February 19, 2011

Swamp Donkey

A girl that is so nasty and ugly that she looks like a donkey that just crawled out of a swamp

I gotta get to a new school. All these swamp donkeys got fattitude.

by OhThatsRich August 22, 2012

Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is aparticularly unattractive girl with an appearance not unlike a donkey, with the horrible stench of a swamp. Possibly.

My god, look at that swamp donkey. She is foul!

by Michael Newman October 10, 2004

Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014