Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.

"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"

by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012

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salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013

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Suphia

A creature of exquisite mystery, beauty and intelligence. Guys don't approach this being in fear of not being able to utter a word in front of her. Often times her style and personality are imitated by other biatches but they can't hold it down like she does.

hey hey that girl is fine, she must be a Suphia!!

aye man I gotta read up on the gk, I gotta date with Suphia!

by purple_hazel August 30, 2010

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george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"

Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007

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