sulking

walking around or laying around being all depressed and with no energy to do anything because you're so pissed and depressed that it's as though you're dying but not quite yet

Today just couldn't be any worse, I'll be sulking around the house for the rest of the evening.

by wolf33149 November 28, 2009

cock sucking lips

A womans lips that are plump, full, or unordinarily spongy. Lips that would feel even better than normal lips if wrapped around your penis.

dicksucking lips

Man she's got some nice cocksucking lips.

by D January 12, 2004

self sucking

The art of bending in odd ways to suck your own penis

Oh man Mark is flexible, he hasn't ever done it so he sucks his own cock

by Horny Man August 25, 2003

Dick sucking height

A short woman, such that her mouth is at the same altitude as your penis when both parties are standing straight.

Also known as DSH, or PDSH.

1. Damn, look at how short that girl is! She's dick sucking height.

2. I met this hottie last night...she was PDSH.

3. *Standing behind a short woman in a cashier line* "DSH!"

by JSammz December 15, 2009

Suckiness

What the other poster said, except that "suckiness" is clearly a noun, not an adjective. Like "kindness" or "carelessness".

The suckiness of the above poster's understanding of basic grammatical terms is quite apparent.

by vava2930 June 28, 2010

sumfing

Sumfing - A thing of some kind. The same as something only pronounced in a silly matter.

"There is sumfing in my soupy."

by Garrett Thorne August 9, 2006

National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.

Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.

by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018