Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.

"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"

by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

Strobesity

the most solid and sturdy of the obese. Obesity with muscle.

You can't handle the strobesity.

by CtB Inc. February 2, 2010

strokes

Being effusive in praise. The verbal equivalent of a hand job.

Did you hear Jon last night? He was totally giving me the strokes.

by TheIranianDream March 29, 2012

Strobe babe

Strobe babe is a girl in the club that you’ve been dancing with only to find out she is beat ass bitch. You can’t tell she is hideous because the strobe lights in the club are dimly lit but when the lights are on she shows reveals her true form.

Damn bro I nearly took a strobe babe back from the club but thank god I saw that bitch under a light and bailed.

by Smokeydabandit007 December 4, 2019

Strobe Memory

After a night of pure drinking debauchery, the limited information you have about the night before results in a few static images of the evening, its events and the people you interacted with.

Last night I got totally blitzed. I was with this hot girl at the end of the night. She came back to my place. It's too bad I have strobe memory cause I am pretty sure I laid the pipe!

by Sausage King of St. Catharines October 29, 2012

Strobe

Extreme laziness, to the point that one would feel the need to classify it as a mental disorder.

I know I was supposed to do that this weekend, but I was just feeling so strobe.

by Teleporting Baby November 4, 2011

vinegar strokes

the face a man makes before he cums because it looks like he his smelling vinegar.

i walked in on my parents during the vinegar strokes.

by naughtycatholic February 19, 2012