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straightee

Derrogatory word for a heterosexual person.
Made popular by the character Jack on the "Will and Grace" television sitcom.
"Not so close, there, straightee! That's my sister you're drooling on!"
by Hephaestion May 17, 2006
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straightn’t

The opposite of straight. Usually meant to say someone is gay or homo and sound smart at the same time.
Person 1: Don’t play Fortnite it’s

straightn’t

Fortnite niggas: REEEEE
by mrlm1105 June 13, 2018
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Straightness

Added at the end of a sentence that can be assumed to be gay, in order to say that you are not

It is much like no homo
Man 1: Does my ass look fat in these jeans?
Man 2: Na, you got a nice ass. Straightness
by Mizuzuki March 25, 2010
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straighthead

The name given by drug users to non-drug users.
*Drug user talking to a non drug user when another drug user walks over*

Second drug user: Dude, why're you hanging out with a straighthead?
by jdb94 October 30, 2011
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straightedgeism

a lifestyle practiced ususally by hardcore kids. Fundamentals of Edgeism include the omission of promiscuous sex, drugs, alcohol, and often the omission of eating animals.
She practiced Straightedgeism for the duration of her life.
by Lynn November 8, 2004
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straightedge

Straightedge was an accidental movement sparked by the hardcore punk band minor threat in the 80's. The movement came from the song "straightedge", which of course should be self explanatory. Of course, it has changed immensely over the years.

Straightedge is considered the basic building blocks for self purification by many people who have claimed straightedge themselves. Vegans for the most part could even consider straightedge as their prime reason for opening their eyes to such horrors observed in human/non human animal relationships. The band earth crisis(a vegan straight edge band from Syracuse, NY) wrote a song called "the discipline". In that song they go on to say "straightedge, the discipline, the key to self liberation". This song soon became an anthem for anyone who wasn't a complete fucking waste of life, and those who decided to reach for enlightenment.

A lot of people in the hardcore scene claim that straightedge has saved their lives, meanwhile a large percentage of edge kids are doing it for fashion or to follow a trend. The most militant of the straightedge movement are said to have shit family lives, thus despising everything associated with getting fucked up. We've seen shit as young kids that most people don't see. The true edge kids/hardcore kids alike turn to hardcore for a way out.
awesome guy-"yo were getting wasted later, im gunna take advantage of michelle. she used to love me."

bystander-"walks over, and crack awesome guy in the jaw."

"hey, trying to get high nigggaaa?"
"no dude, I claimed straightedge the other day. I'm fucking done with all this shit."

"IM FUCKING TRIPPIN BAWWLZ MAAYNE, I WISH I WUZ STRAIGHTEDGE!"

"hey I kinda like you, but I was scared to talk to you =("
"well duh, you arent even fucking straightedge."

"yo I'm all x'd up, I'm totally ready for this straightedge, beatdown, hardcore, rock-n-roll concert."

"see that bro with the x tat on his face? yeah well I heard he broke edge...thats sick."
by snaggletoothnigga November 27, 2009
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Tit straightener

1. Frigid, polar vortex cold, and womans feet on back cold.
This winter was a real tit straightener.
by Badgerman February 22, 2017
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