Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

Stoked

Michael Andrew

Olympic gold medalist Michael Andrew in his Vlogs always says he’s Stoked for something

by S/he’s just a friend March 4, 2023

Secondhand Stoned

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Profoundly Stoned

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

by sgtkm July 9, 2011

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

my hornyness levels are over nine thousand

OBJECTS IVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE, pens, pencils, pennies, broom stick handles, hockey stick handles, dildos

by HOW TO SEX HELP AHHHHHHHHHHHH December 26, 2020

Stoned Mountain

Getting high on top of the famous Stone Mountain, located in Stone Mountain, GA. This does not count getting high around stone mountain, only at the top. Provides a great view of Greater ATL. Gwinnett county stand up.

Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?

Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.

Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.

jason- you mean....stoned mountain??

harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go

by GTharry October 9, 2009

Stoned To The Bone

When you're really high and you can hardly move.

Dude I'm stoned to the bone.

by AZN 666 June 10, 2011