Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.
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He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.
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Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?
Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.
Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.
jason- you mean....stoned mountain??
harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go
Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.
Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.
jason- you mean....stoned mountain??
harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go
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