stopulation

A rule or condition regarding cessation of motion.

If there are no other vehicles near a red-octagonal-sign-marked intersection, having to actually jam on your brakes and come to a halt seems like a hugely-unreasonable stopulation!

by QuacksO April 7, 2022

Stagulate

To take entirely too long to accomplish a task.

We'd already be drunk as a skunk if you wouldn't stagulate so much pouring these shots.

by MootKing September 2, 2022

Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.

"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

stromulator

Joint. Spliff. Doobie.

You guys ready to smoke a big fat stromulator?

by Mary Ploppins December 25, 2023

shamulate

Regulators that are actually Industry CHEERLEADERS of. those they publicity are supposed to MONITOR or REGULATE.

Also written $HAMULATE

To WHO is like the AEC; they both are shamulate the Public, because they are "in bed" with those they publicity MONITOR/REGULATE.

by CaptD March 13, 2024

simulatedguap

A person who can only hope to imagine the guap 💰🤑🤑🤑

Guy 1: damn bruh I’m broke, guess I’m simulatedguap
Guy 2: unlucky you, I got so much money im guapfluent

by Divines August 14, 2025

Snogulated

Action of person unable to clean certain area.

The dirt behind the fridge is snogulated.

by Jackinthebutt September 6, 2025