Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

red shite

a whining 'supporter' of L*verpool FC, normally from Essex. Also known as an A to Z since that is what they need to find their way to A**ield.

we don't care what the red shit say,,, what the heck do we care.

Oi Wiley you dirty red shite bastard yer .....

by Simon Burke January 12, 2004

shitemare

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

by Define April 15, 2007

shiteau

an extra large pile of feces, usually located in a toilet, which resembles a castle or chateau

Take a look in the toilet, dude. I made a super-duper shiteau.

by Jimmy Carr May 8, 2010

shite

The Irish/Scottish/ equivalent of the word shit.

shite. shite. shite. shite. shitey. shite. shite.

by shiteymcshiteshite November 11, 2006

shiteree

All of it. The entire kit and kaboodle.

She brought the whole shiteree in her handbag.

by Alimjake February 11, 2014

Shitely

To do something a shit way

You did that shit pretty shitely.

by Justified_stupidity April 4, 2018