stemmered

Pissed as fuck, nothing more, nothing less

Last night I was fuckin stemmered.

Andy was stemmered after he necked those chasers.

by Gavski (Gav W) November 30, 2006

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Stemman

Image/vision some one under the influence of cannabis might have.

- Stemman is a cucumber-like stem with glasses, a beard, long curly grey hair, large lips with a spliff (splyf) hanging out. Twat.

by Annnnndrea May 27, 2008

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Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

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Steamy Teepee

The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.

After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!

by paddleB September 9, 2014

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steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

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