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Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart
"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"
by forklifter90 August 12, 2012
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Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.
"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."
by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012
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Steamed Dimmy

A visibly puffy human fanny usually found firmly attached to the lower torso region on most female kinds sporting the undeniable appearance of a severely overworked and somewhat overheated dumpling type formation seeping rich moisture from its inflamed and swollen bulging physique. Recent studies have found that in some rare cases the female pleasure mounds super flaps (swollen lips) or ‘STEAMED DIMMY’, has even been known to have tripled in its original shape and size morphing to an impressive visual display consisting of bulky aftermarket mass stemming directly from the impure thoughts of the carriers developing sexual desires which then gradually results in a highly focused and dedicated, ferocious beat down of physical manipulation in one of the following forms;

a). a vigorous prolonged self infliction session

or

b). the mutual erotic infliction of a party/group involving two or more participants causing the guardian lips on either side of the fanny to become impressively enlarged by engulfing the vaginal hatch area creating a meaty formation which replicates the dominant safe housing similar to that of a large oceanic morsel/mollusk in order to prevent any foreign objects bearing the intentions of causing more destructive problems already sustained within the fragile damp and tender feminine compartment of privacy.
“Elenor, is that a ‘Steamed Dimmy’ bulging from within the confined front compartment of your ‘Lorna Jane’ yoga pants? Or was Russel just glad to see you this morning?”
by Mista_Scribblez June 24, 2018
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Stimmed

A word derived from the popular Real-Time Strategy game by Blizzard (VU), StarCraft. It is derived from the stim pack. Past tense the act of using a stim pack.
He "stimmed" his marines.
by Stimmed December 28, 2009
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Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.
At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"
by Slick Thicc March 28, 2020
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Orlando Steamed Clam

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.
"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."
by Justlindsayboo May 11, 2016
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STEMPED

to be stemped: to do a very stupid thing, be caught, and think up a crazy story and get off scott free.
Lee bower raped a girl and got stemped.
by jermane November 25, 2006
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