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The Ole' Felati-Steal

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.
Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''
by fear the factory April 9, 2009
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steal your thunder

It means to steal your glory, attention or applause.
When I sang that solo I didn't mean to steal your thunder!
by Annabee November 5, 2013
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steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..
I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.
by Haragorn August 22, 2009
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steal a mirror

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.
by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007
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Sheila

A great and loving person someone that you can call a sister.The most amazing cook ,generous heart,caring and loving. She is Funny and loves to Dance even if it is to her own music. Life is full of fun and funny stories with lots of laughter when you are with her. She pushes her self out of her comfort zone to accomplish the tasks that's placed before her with a job well done. When you are sad or feeling ill she is the first one to respond to your side.

If your a Sheila set your goals high, Because this is what Sheila's do.

It is Cool to be a Sheila ...Bright, Smart and Beautiful in side and out. Most of all In tune with the Spirit of God!
Sheila: Spiritual,Good Humored,loving and caring.
by Shasha lopez February 3, 2010
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Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.
I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!
by &owned November 24, 2004
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Stealth clown

A mental state in which a person believes themself to be a stealth clown, but is actually not. It can be caused by rejection by friends and family or too much spare time. Symtons are poor commuinity feedback and low self-esteem.
They have no clue I'm even here! I'm, I'm a stealth clown!"
by JW95IRE June 10, 2010
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