Steaming hams

Buying fast food and telling people that you made it.

Aunt Becky "makes" hamburgers for us every year, but we all know she's just steaming hams.

by Bertiethebussmugglesdrugs July 9, 2018

Typothetically Speaking

When someone is angering you on MSN, or Facebook, or any other social site, you begin to rage about them in the comments box writing swear words and racist insults, Only to delete your whole text and move on with your life.

Brad: "Hey Mikey, what happened between you and Jerry?"

Mikey: "Nothing, I just called a Jewish Asian who sucks dicks at the dumpster."

Brad: "OMFG you did?!?!?"

Mikey: "Typothetically speaking."

by Softball Mariam November 15, 2009

Cake Stealing

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

by popscotch May 9, 2010

Glazed Steaming Cleveland

The act of Finishing (ejaculating) inside a womans rectum, then proceeding to have her push the semen as well as her feces out onto your chest

Man, that chick I brought back from the bar last night let me cum in her ass and then she gave me a Glazed Steaming Cleveland

by Ghettochedo September 27, 2019

Quick sneaking

Quick sneaking is the act of sneaking fast. It usually is a sign of peace.

The act of Quick sneaking

Minecraft Steve: Wanna team up?

Other Steve: *sneak*,*sneak* sneak*

This often ends in a Sky lock team up,
In wich the now teammates kill everybody and have a honorfull final showdown, Wich decides who the best of them is.

by Spawngoodboi January 21, 2020

Sneaking out sideways

The ultimate solution to quickly exiting an awkward situation. Legend has it that if you walk out of the awkward situation sideways, no one will notice. Also, sneaking out sideways while doing the robot guarantees that no one will notice you.

Betsy and Paul started fighting about their relationship again, so Gina quickly exited by sneaking out sideways.

by Ideal August 28, 2005

steaming

Moderate intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a noticable reduction in common sense and decision making capacity. One step above pissed on the scale of drunkenness and one below battered.

We seem to have a few traffic cones in our living room. I guess we were steaming last night.

by jayseebee July 14, 2004