Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 5, 2017

Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019

thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020

errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.

Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

frictional statement

A non-legitimate assertion regarding force-impeding drag between two surfaces.

My supposedly-on-a-strict-sugar-free-diet cousin claimed dat its having taken him a longer-than-normal time to pedal to da hardware store and back was merely due to da bike's having stiff bearings and there being a strong headwind during part of da journey, but dat was obviously just a frictional statement dat he'd made up in an attempt to cover for da fact dat he had actually stopped at da candy store on his way back --- I happened to know dat da weather was dead-calm dat day, plus I had thoroughly greased and oiled said two-wheeler just a few days earlier.

by QuacksO January 1, 2022

Dzerla statement

A statement only Dzerla would say.

B : "A computer."
A : "No."
B : "Then who?"
A : "Peter."
B : "Well Peter IS a computer."
A : "That's such a Dzerla statement."

by MuffinDealer June 17, 2022

Pillow Statement

A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.

Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.

by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022