Starbuckless

A morning without Starbucks coffee, tea or pastries

Fall Break at a university and the on-campus Starbucks is closed! Staff and faculty leave the Student Union unhappy and empty handed. They, not by choice, are starting their day--Starbuckless!

by university dweller October 20, 2009

Starbucks syndrome

A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.

Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.

by Caffeinated Beverage April 4, 2011

Starbucks name

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

by TardBarglar June 8, 2009

starbucks

A good place to hang out with a coffee and a book. Or, a place to stop before school to wake you up.

We're going to get a Starbucks before the test today, you in?

by Michelle P. September 10, 2007

starbucks

Despite what the "free thinkers" will tell you about how Starbucks is somehow going to take over the world (this isn't Austin Powers), their coffee is pretty good. I figured we would have learned our lesson from South Park.

Jilly: Starbucks is so dumb. Only sheep go there.
Billy: Yes, I'm sure sheep would probably enjoy the taste of good coffee as well.

by your moms hot lover December 28, 2005

starbucks whore

one that drinks starbuck's everyday or drinks it whenever he has the chance.

Zach went to starbucks yesterday, the day before and today. He is such a starbucks whore.

by [AdAm] September 17, 2006

Starbucks Ninja

That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.

That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!

by Ranger Mike April 1, 2009