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Stalingrad

1. Arguably the largest, bloodiest, and most desperate battle of World War II. Occured in 1942-1943 when A Nazi German Army Group South, initially 500,000 men strong, had pushed south of Moscow into the Caucasus, fighting their way to the city of Stalingrad (former Tsaritsyn and modern-day Volgograd), where they were intercepted by the re-organized Soviet armies, about 1,000,000 men (and women) strong.

Both sides failed to claim a decisive victory; the German forces occupied 90% of the city at their peak, but never managed to completely eliminate resistance, while the Soviet armies kept sending reinforcements. Both sides indiscriminately air-bombed and howitzer-shelled the city; in fact, despite the freezing temperature of -30 centigrade, air within the city was hot from the constant gunpowder explosions. Eventually, the fighting degenerated into a bloody meatgrinding house-to-house warfare, dubbed by the Germans as rat-war.

The Soviet reserves eventually broke through the outer defences, and encircled the city, trapping the Germans in a pocket. The German commander, von Paulus, repeately argued before Hitler that a breakthrough retreat was vital to the German survival, but the madman Hitler prohibited retreat, which eventually caused the entire German army group to collapse.

At over a million casualties from each side, the battle of Stalingrad was perhaps the bloodiest battle of the war. It was especially devastating to the Germans, however, as they lost their best equipment, and unlike the Soviets, did not have the reserve manpower to replace the terrible losses. The battle of Stalingrad is considered the most important turning point on the Eastern front, and quite possibly the single most important battle of the war.
The movie "Enemy at the Gates", although way over-romanticized and hollywoodised, nevertheless manages to show a small glimpse of what fighting in Stalingrad was like.
by Elvarg October 3, 2005
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steaming heap

A huge mountain like shit that reaches above the water. Generally burning your o-ring as it blasts out. Leaving a warm vapor rising from the toilet.
Damn Walt, Don't EVER drop a steaming heap in my toilet again!
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Staring Contest

The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
No marshall! You didn't win this staring contest. You blinked!
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Staying In

The process of staying home and doing nothing. Most people that enjoy staying in are highly introverted and dislike socializing and going out.
Hailey: Wanna come to girl's night with us at the club?
Emma: No thanks, I'm staying in tonight.
Hailey: Wow, okay. Enjoy your lonely weekend
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Monday Stamina

An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.
A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.

B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...
by Vending Machine Cheata September 2, 2010
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Joke Shaming

When someone doesn't find a joke that you make funny, or they find it offensive and proceed to start a social media campaign to silence you.
I made a joke about a current event and that website is Joke Shaming me.
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poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.
I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.
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