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Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
Squish & Pinch by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022

squish mitten 

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
squish mitten by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

squish the fish 

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Squish Mitten 

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
Squish Mitten by akendall December 31, 2009

Squish Porn 

when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it
"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."
Squish Porn by I <3 gay porn May 18, 2010

squish mitten 

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
squish mitten by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008

SQUISH UP 

The act of doing one finger push ups in two different vaginas at once.

Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)

Dude I had your mom and your sister over and we did 3 different sets if Squish-ups! Needless to say it got a little messy after the first set.

We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!
SQUISH UP by Steve0son0820 February 27, 2008