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Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.
Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"
by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010
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SECRET SQUIRREL

You and/or someone is up to something .......They ain't saying..
He isn't telling anyone anything,up to some secret squirrel shit again......Fucker.
by GS71 October 29, 2019
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Shower Squirrel

That heinous matt of hair that collects in the drain of your shower making your tub back up and your stomach hurl.
For best results, sneak up on the shower squirrel and plunge your hand without looking, scoop up the offending hair in your clutched fingers and deposit quickly into the awaiting toilet. Make sure to close the lid immediately. Shower squirrels can be resilient little buggers. Flush. Latex gloves are optional.
by Writer MD September 23, 2009
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squigmo

A slang term for the trademark curlycue at the top of most Dairy Queen products.
It takes a lot of training to produce the perfect squigmo.
by melicia April 10, 2004
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squirraling

When the weather is that cold, your ballbag shrinks and your nuts start hibernating in your stomach.
ie, my bollocks are squirraling!
by sandaz January 8, 2010
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Squirpily

the feeling of being forced to grasp an uncircumsized penis or have one put into a body cavity without one's consent. Also, is not in any way attractive, but is the complete opposite and might even be a form of rape, depending on the severity. If you find yourself in a situation similar to this, please: run, hide, fight or just say no, because you will no in any way enjoy this situation. If you are too nice of a person to do any of those things, just try and find your happy place, because what may come next is not going to be pleasurable.
Adam without warning thrust his uncircumsized penis into Julia's hand without her consent. Julia felt complete disgust, rejected the offer. That may have been the smartest decision of her life because she could have been in store for much worse. She will we forever scarred by that Squirpily feeling, and have a deep, gaping hole in her life forever.
by SexyBadAssGod July 1, 2011
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squirrel-cat

In a horror film, when the director needs a cheap scare, he or she will throw a wig into the frame and yell "Merow!"
"Hey, did you see that movie Clear Lake? It wasn't scary at all."
"I know, it was just one squirrel-cat after another."
by Seeing Double November 10, 2013
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