friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005

squirting september

(Same as Destroy Dick December) you must squirt the amount of times as he say it is

You girls getting ready to start squirting September?

by Annskd December 1, 2017

Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022

Squinching

When your pussy quivers

Dude i’m squinching!!! He’s so hot

by LilDDDDDD28 September 25, 2017

squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018