by anotamas December 28, 2007
Get the shrimping mug.V. To say you like, have an interest in, or believe in something when you don’t to gain the attention of a female
Girl: *Wearing a Michigan sweatshirt*
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
Boy: Hey! Oh my gosh! Do you like Michigan?
Girl: Haha actually this is a Marquette sweatshirt, it’s a really small college.
Boy: Oh! Marquette - I love Marquette!
Boy to friend: Dude what is Marquette?
Friend: Bro you were simping so hard! You totally like her!
by WomanSlayer85 November 4, 2019
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by sucking cum June 4, 2011
Get the Shrimping mug.Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)
by entity2501 March 7, 2008
Get the squicking mug.A commonly-used word in the world of podophilia (foot fetishism), which means "toe-sucking".
Not to be confused with felching or frotting.
Not to be confused with felching or frotting.
Shrimping - Toe-sucking.
Felching - Sucking cum from someone's anus after ejaculation.
Frotting - Rubbing of penises together for sexual gratification as opposed to anal or oral sex.
Get your sexual lingo right, people!
Felching - Sucking cum from someone's anus after ejaculation.
Frotting - Rubbing of penises together for sexual gratification as opposed to anal or oral sex.
Get your sexual lingo right, people!
by Humberttt January 3, 2008
Get the Shrimping mug.The act of physically, mentally or emotionally acting toward females in a way that would attribute poor self esteem, bad sense of male companionship and a need for female relations. An individual often 'simps' after being hit by a solemn urge for the feeble touch of human companionship.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
The urge arises deep within the core of a simp, it tugs on the heart strings and churns the bodily functions inside until the simp finally gives in and returns to his post, raking in the fruits of female contemplation.
The simps favoured females are, in their words, 'just friends' however in the brutal realty that exists between the simps conscience's shows the truth that the simps female friends are fucking fugly.
Simps can be found in their natural habitat, lurking around the back doors of classrooms and around the corner from a group of little girls enjoying light conversation.
If simp is spotted text 1300SIMP and a recall team will arrive within the minute.
WARNING! Do not, in any case, attempt to restrain the simp without professional training as you will fall victim to prolonged dumb conversations, stupid ass questions about your life and hit in the face by a general foul stench.
SIMPS STRIKE FIRST RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. If the simp gives chase, give him a quick spray of SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY. SIMPY's SIMPOFF SIMP SPRAY can be purchased online at www.SIMPY's.com.au.
Male 1: Sitting in circle of females
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
Male 2: SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!
Male 3: Stop simping you SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP
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