butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squenchy

A term used to describe the butt of a cat, derived from its squenched up look, especially when poop is being pushed through by the bowells.

Cat #1: Oh look, her squenchy is in our face because her tail is up
Cat #2: No cat has a squench so squenched up as her...
Cat #1: Yeah. Stupid squencher.

by Anon Ymous Jr. August 12, 2006

squenching

The act of licking a girls boobs. or it may also be used if you are the person who is getting their tits licked.it can be used as squench, squenched, etc.

when we where squenching i jizzed a little

by fly guy1432 December 24, 2009

Squench

Any and every word that can be used.

I squenchily squenched your mom's squenchy squench last night.

by SQUENCH October 19, 2010

squelch

noun/verb/adgetive

to dash ones dreams, or burst ones bubble

stop squelching

You squelch

Dont squelch my idea manda!

What a squelchish idea

by manda October 19, 2003