squeege

A term used to describe marijuana, usually schwag.

Hey man, got any squeege? I got this battie...

by siddharthacomplex May 13, 2005

Squeege

A variation on the wedgie...where you pull the the waistband of a pair of BOXERS up above the pant line...in a similar motion to a wedgie...but because of the design of the boxers...it does not form a "wedge" but rather a wide pull on the victim's bum

I lifted him right off the ground when I gave him a Squeege.

by Vernondavemack December 8, 2009

squeege

to twist the water out of a rag, towel ect.

I squeeged the water out of the towel because it was to wet.

by Dylan82292 August 20, 2008

squeegelicious

having sexuality or being extremely hot. to be as cool as a squeege.

taylor looks very squeegelicious all the time baby.

by kat September 11, 2004

squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".

1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.

by zlh5009 September 19, 2011

Squeegee

Someone who only watches romantic comedies/slice of life or romance anime's and refuses to watch other anime's because they don't find them interesting since they don't have romance in them.

Mitchell: I cant wait to watch this romance anime!

Bret: Shut the fuck up you fucking squeegee.

by BitchYouGuessedIt September 27, 2014

squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015