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Squatter

a person who squats while taking a shit and their ass explodes and shit splatters everywhere
bro ayo i never knew you was a squatter thats fucking nasty
by palo da bean November 12, 2023
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Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.
The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.
by jennyt72 July 15, 2025
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squatter squad

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.
Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.
by idgafimanon October 26, 2015
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Urban Squatter

A normie who still uses Urban Dictionary after they banned any "racist" definition.
That's not what that word means my man, lmao! You must be an urban Squatter. It's ok, we all need that one normie friend.
by JOHN123223 February 25, 2021
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ur daughter a squatter

Quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of a single person’s mouth.
Frank: Ur mom gay
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
by KeemMaster69 May 14, 2018
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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