d squared

adj. - stands for dracula dick (d^2), when for some reason you are pissing blood -

DeMontrell: Yo dogg, I'm D squared for real.

Friend: Damn that sucks.

by Tru-damie August 24, 2006

Picard Squared

Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.

Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared

by Assnuts chicken August 19, 2008

PBJ Squared

Stands for peanut butter, jelly and jizz sandwich. Before performing any sort of sexual act (i.e. fucking in any hole, rj's, bj's, tj's, ej's, or jj's) lay out two pieces of bread next to each other, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly. Right before ejaculation pull your skeet cannon out and shoot your knucle children all over the bread with the jelly. Put the bread with peanut butter on top of the piece with jelly and jizz. Enjoy them on the spot or cut the sandwich into four, put them on some nice china, cover them with saran wrap and bring them to a cocktail party.

Mary: "Wow! I love what you've done with these PBJ squared's! They are so zesty! Were you fucking up the butt?

Thomas: "No, the bitch was Mexican."

by UCP_4_life June 15, 2009

f squared

Flirt Fighting. When two people (usually a guy and girl) fight each other. Although this seems to be a bad thing, the fighting is a hint that the two people actually like each other.

-Look at John and Megan fighting!

-F squared!

by marmosetboy March 27, 2010

d4 squared

A area in dublin 16 (knocklyon, rathfarnham etc.) where it is filled with posh snobs that are loaded with cash.
Just like actual d4's they hang out at dundrum where they spend all of their daddy's money in shops like tommy hilfiger, harvey nichols etc.
They are always seen wearin abercrombie, american eagle and hollisters hoodies, aswell as the girls sporting the usual uggs and dubes and the boys wearing brown dubes.
They ALL love rugby and attend the local discos every few weeks (judes, wesley). here they score other people and most likely get drunk.
d4's or d4 squared have a certain way of talking.
For example, instead of using the word 'right' they say roysh and "oh my god" will become OMG!

d4 squared language:
"omg i was loyk out at wesley, roysh, and this totally hot guy came up to me and loyk started to chat me up. after a while, roysh, i scored him and gave him my number! OMG!"

by laura walsh July 23, 2007

J Squared

Two friends madlessly in love.

I saw the J Squared at the movies, they looked like they were having a good time.

by True or False April 22, 2006

sweetness squared

Also seen as (sweetness)^2. Commonly used to describe anything of kick-ass magnitude or greater. It's strength lays in its versatility, ex: That is (sweetness)^3 --sweetness cubed, or You suck, your (sweetness)^-1 --the reciprocal of sweetness, call someone that and they will run back to mommy like a baby not yet weaned off the tit.

(sweetness)^n
where sweetness is something of much sweet, and 'n' is any rational number.

by Jfizzy May 31, 2003